Rick Perry

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#NoTrumpFriday from Lester & Charlie: November 9, 2018 Edition

The Tuesday midterms were, at best, interesting, and sure to be the face that launches a thousand battleships. Between now and then, with a split Senate and House, there will be a lot of in-fighting, “Impeach” will only be talked about in the subjunctive, and a lot of mall shoppers will be shot right when … Continue reading

Rick Perry, Bang Bang

Rick Perry’s brain said yesterday that the recent movie theater massacre pretty much proves that “no gun zones” are a dangerous thing. We wish the victims of the 204 mass shootings (so far this year) could hear that. Heck, for that matter, all the 7,248 people killed by guns since January. And maybe even the … Continue reading

Dildos for Texas

Texas became the 28th state this week in 1845! Happy Anniversary, Texas – the one place where it’s against the law to own too many dildos, but you can vote for as many as you want. BONUS TRACK: Molly Ivins’ Dildo Diaries ***

The Week in Politics

Dumpster Diving If you take the estimated amount of currency in the U.S., Asia and Europe, and then round it up to the nearest hundred billion (to account for the fact that a lot of nations don’t actually know how much money is in their country), and then turn it all into U.S. dollars, you’ll … Continue reading

What You Don’t Know About Rick Perry

The Machine That Controls Rick Perry’s Brain You might think he’s down for the count, but don’t count Perry out of the race yet! Lester & Charlie have tracked down the mastermind behind the Perry mind – and there’s a method to all this madness. (Or, it’s the only plausible explanation.) Find out more in … Continue reading

When You Care Enough to Send the Very Bereft!

This Week’s Poll! To the millions of struggling out-of-work Americans: help is on the way! No, it’s not the GOP in Congress. (Were you surprised?) It’s Hallmark Cards! Since everyone knows that no event — be it a birthday or the death of a loved one — is complete without a pre-printed, pre-digested message penned … Continue reading