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Shot by a Follower of Christ!

So there you are, working on a wholesome, Christian project like your church bulletin. You go on the Internet to find just the right image to add to it, typing in an obvious, safe phrase like “pictures of women on their knees” – but you don’t get images of good Christians praising God! Continue reading

Happy Easter!

“My mom used to say that Greek Easter was later because then you get stuff cheaper.” ~Amy Sedaris Happy Easter, everyone! And Don’t Forget, Please! A Lester & Charlie Programming Note Everyone over a certain age can tell a story about television test patterns: The insomniac’s best friend, the promise of programming worth watching, the … Continue reading

Evolution for the Creation Museum

This Week’s Poll! (Quick Programming Note: To find out how you can be part of Lester & Charlie’s new book project, click here: Please Stand By) America has a tradition of some pretty wacky roadside attractions. Like the Sod Museum in Nebraska, the Twine Ball Museum in Minnesota and Washington D.C.’s very own House Science … Continue reading

This Week’s Album-of-the-Month Club Selections!

Let Me Touch Him The Ministers Quartet Fascist Threat and Commie Lies Janet Greene

The Week in Politics

“Fame is the thirst of youth.” ~Lord Byron This week, Barack Obama told Congress that he remembers his campaign promises. And Marco Rubio proved that it’s difficult to drink water and recycle bullshit at the same time. [Video might not play on some mobile phones] And in a world of rampant unemployment, a man with … Continue reading

Aunt Betty on Organized Religion

“Bourbon is the official spirit of the United States, by act of Congress.” -Aunt Betty’s Almanac

Where Would Jesus Shop?

This Week’s Poll! Last week, we assured you that your government is anxiously readying to quell an imminent Tea Party armed insurrection. We wondered if — despite threats from loonies like failed Senate candidate Sharron Angle – gearing up for battle with the musket brigade isn’t just a little bit paranoid. Perhaps not. As it … Continue reading

And a Child Shall Lead

Until recently, we imagined that not allowing schoolteachers to molest children would be something everyone — left, right, conservative, liberal — would wholeheartedly agree upon. Then we heard of Vic Eliason. Continue reading

Testing, 1-2-3

Whether you’re pro-life or pro-choice, you might agree that this one is worth a head-scratch. Yes, that’s right, what you’re seeing in the above picture is an artists’ conception – or misconception – of the proposed International Pro-Life Memorial & National Life Center in Wichita that is supposedly going to receive 500,000 annual visitors (who … Continue reading

Aunt Betty on Religion

“Sitting in a church isn’t going to make me any more religious than sitting in a garage would make me a Ford.” -Aunt Betty’s Almanac

Aunt Betty on Public Safety

“Never approach a bull from the front, a horse from the back or a priest.” -Aunt Betty’s Almanac More wisdom from Aunt Betty

Swedish Cock Tale

Our friends at The Political Carnival tipped us off to this short article, reprinted below, that just gets better with every read. We couldn’t resist sharing.