Michele Bachmann

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The Daily Double Punch

This Week’s Poll! Extraterrestrial Culture Day is coming up next week, so we figured it would be a fitting time to hold up our Romper Room mirror and find what Michele Bachmann has been up to. Lo and behold, we learned about something new that’s happening called the Bachmann Curse – and no, it has … Continue reading

Kissing Cousins

This Week’s Poll! Uh oh. We’re coming up once again to that holiday in December that FOX News claims liberals declared a war on. But a couple recent news items make us wonder if the real soldiers in the war on Christmas aren’t our  friends in red states. Like Carlos Romero, the 32 year-old man … Continue reading

Congressman, the Doctor Says It’s Time for Your Bath

This Week’s Poll! Last week, we thought the dictionary was going to get a new picture for its entry on irony when Dick Cheney announced that he’s writing a book about having a heart. But, with our never-miss-a-beat Congress back in session, even Dick’s heart doesn’t stand a chance when it comes pulling the trump … Continue reading

Shrieking With Tongues

This Week’s Poll! Even though nothing’s come out of Michele Bachmann’s mouth since California signed that bill designating “pray away the gay” as quackery, it’s nevertheless been quite a vocal week for crazy Republicans.  Perhaps Mitt Romney’s surprise performance at the first presidential debate has them feeling, well… invincible. How else can you explain Georgia … Continue reading

The Grand Old Party’s New Pantry Cookbook!

This Week’s Poll! Republican candidates are squinting at Romney’s misguided campaign and realizing that if they’re going to have a majority in the House and Senate — or even get a standing-room-only ticket at next year’s Governors Ball – they’re going to have to find a new gimmick. And we at the Lester & Charlie … Continue reading

Bonzo’s Revenge

This Week’s Poll! After Bonzo’s less-talented co-star Ronald Reagan tickled America’s funny bone by declaring ketchup a vegetable and saying trees cause pollution, it didn’t take long for the value of truth among conservatives to deflate faster than a trickle-down savings account! Every day, it seems the justice-seeking party of Lincoln is “progressively” forgetting how … Continue reading

Legally Spawned

This Week’s Poll! The Internet was made much more glittery this week thanks to Mindy Meyer, the 22-year old Republican Orthodox Jew from Flatbush, Brooklyn, running for State Senate in the great state of New York. If you haven’t yet seen it, Mindy Meyer’s website is something to behold, from the leopard-print font declaring her … Continue reading

Strike That!

This Week’s Poll! Things over at the prez campaign of Governor Etch-A-Sketch got a little weirder this week when, amid all the controversy over whether Mitt Romney was telling the truth about his involvement at Bain Capital in the early 2000s (when they were schlepping American jobs overseas) a senior Romney adviser attempted to clarify … Continue reading

Plan B

This Week’s Poll! Show of hands: How many of you have felt as if you’ve been searching in vain for good news these days? All of you? Well did you see this recent headline from USA Today? Economists upping their forecasts for 2012 Compared to just a few months ago, three times as many economists … Continue reading

Send in the Clowns!

This Week’s Poll! With Rick Santorum out of the race, everyone but Newt Gingrich seems to agree that the 2012 GOP prez nominee will be walking mannequin Mitt Romney. Aren’t we all glad that the long nominating nightmare is over? Well, no, not really. We have to admit that, for all of the bricks we’ve … Continue reading

The Big Mo’

This Week’s Poll! The good people of Iowa must be insanely relieved to bid goodbye to the media circus that surrounded the Iowa Caucus of 2012. A record total of $12 million was spent, and all for what? So Mitt could win by a whopping 8 votes. Of course, the caucuses did end poor Michele … Continue reading

Michele Bachmann Has a Secret

Think you know everything about freakish GOP presidential candidate Michele Bachmann? Think again! What you don’t know is how she got the way she is. Tune into this week’s selection from the Lester & Charlie video vault to find out!