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Your 5 Minute Escape from Alternative Facts

THINGS YOU CAN’T FIND IN FAKE NEWS Tidbits from Lester & Charlie’s Wienermobile News Desk Crash Dummies Embrace American Values To better reflect the times and maybe pay homage to President Trump, crash test dummies have become fat and old. The Daily Mail reports: “Dr Stewart Wang, director of the University of Michigan International Center … Continue reading

When Neither the Twain Shall Meet

“But the truth is, that when a Library expels a book of mine and leaves an unexpurgated Bible lying around where unprotected youth and age can get hold of it, the deep unconscious irony of it delights me and doesn’t anger me.” ~Mark Twain on censorship “Meryl Streep, one of the most over-rated actresses in … Continue reading

Election Update in 16 Words

In the first place, God made idiots. That was for practice. Then he made Trump supporters. (with a h/t to Mark Twain)           *** *** *** *** While you’re here, check out our new books on Amazon. ***

One Answer, and All is Explained

      “The trouble ain’t that there is too many fools, but that the lightning ain’t distributed right.” ~Mark Twain Enjoy tonight’s GOP debate. We recommend a bowl of Jolly Time Blast-o-Butter Microwave Popcorn to go with it.      

Predicting The Winner of Tonight’s Debate

“To succeed in life, you need two things: ignorance and confidence.” ~Mark Twain While you’re here, check out our new book on Amazon. ***

Dumb if by Land

To succeed in life, you need two things: ignorance and confidence. ~Mark Twain   Every year on the anniversary of Paul Revere’s midnight ride, we like to watch this short reminder of what really happened that night. Courtesy of Professor Sarah Palin. ***  

Send in the Clowns

In the first place, God made idiots. That was for practice. Then he made Ted Cruz. (h/t Mark Twain) ***

Sound New Year’s Advice

Some sound advice from Mark Twain as we start to close the books on 2014: Now is the accepted time to make your regular annual good resolutions. Next week you can begin paving hell with them as usual.  ***

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