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Don’t Play Chicken with Water

Panic in the UK! And it’s not Brexit. Continue reading


When Did Chickens Get Political?

STICKY CHICKEN FINGERS Sometimes, a chicken crosses the line. This month, KFC (formerly Kentucky Fried Chicken) lived up to its “Finger Lickin’ Good” motto by introducing in Hong Kong a line of nail polish that tastes like chicken. “Simply apply and dry like regular nail polish and then lick — again and again and again … Continue reading

The Week in Politics

DOGS AND BONES This week, Pa Kettle, pictured above, received 55 more votes than Keyni, a wolf, making him the new mayor of Divide, Colorado. Pa will replace the outgoing mayor, Walter, a three-legged cat. His inauguration will take place on Saturday, April 19th. Also this week, New Jersey resident IV, pictured above, was called … Continue reading

Evil, Thy Name is Chicken

This Week’s Poll! On the off chance you were one of the few Americans paying attention to the news in these waning days of summer, you may be forgiven for concluding that, in America, this was the week of the chicken. Seriously, chicken was everywhere. Allow us to explain: This week, the People for the … Continue reading