There’s only one way Donald Trump can win the election: Murphy’s Law.

Please, Mr. President, sign an executive order to overturn it before it’s too late!

Sign the petition here!

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Murphy’s Original Law If there are two or more ways to do something, and one of those ways can result in a catastrophe, then someone will do it. Murphy’s Law f anything can go wrong — it will. Murphy’s First Corollary Left to themselves, things tend to go from bad to worse. Murphy’s Second Corollary It is impossible to make anything foolproof because fools are so ingenious. Quantized Revision of Murphy’s Law Everything goes wrong all at once. Murphy’s Constant Matter will be damaged in direct proportion to its value. The Murphy Philosophy Smile… tomorrow will be worse.