This week in 1981 Ronald Regan announced that ketchup could be counted as a vegetable in school lunch programs. Remember when that was all it took to make Republicans look weird?
Let’s take a trip down memory lane and remember some of Ronnie’s greatest hits:
You can tell a lot about a fella’s character by whether he picks out all of one color or just grabs a handful
I never drink coffee at lunch. I find it keeps me awake for the afternoon.
A tree’s a tree. How many more do you need to look at?
All the waste in a year from a nuclear power plant can be stored under a desk.
Unemployment insurance is a pre-paid vacation for freeloaders.
We were told four years ago that 17 million people went to bed hungry every night. Well, that was probably true. They were all on a diet.
Well, there you have it.