“Instead of working for the survival of the fittest, we should be working for the survival of the wittiest – then we can all die laughing.”
~Happy birthday, Lily Tomlin!
More fun quotes:
No matter how cynical you become, it’s never enough to keep up.
I’ve always wanted to be somebody, but I see now I should have been more specific.
Remember we’re all in this alone.
Man invented language to satisfy his deep need to complain.
Ninety eight percent of the adults in this country are decent, hardworking, honest Americans. It’s the other lousy two percent that get all the publicity. But then, we elected them.
Reality is nothing but a collective hunch.
The trouble with being in the rat race is that even if you win, you’re still a rat.
The road to success is always under construction.