FILE UNDER “ALMOST MAKES SENSE”
Everything you need to know about last week for this week’s cocktail party.
Last week, two alcoholic bears who have been living in squalor for 20 years next to a bar in Sochi were ordered by a Russian court to pack up and go into rehab.
A place in central Transylvania — one that has a lot of experience with retired boozing circus dancing bears, of course — stepped up and offered to put the duo on a 12-step regimen.
But the cost of transportation made the journey impossible until 80-year-old French sex symbol Brigitte Bardot stepped in and footed the bill. The end.
Get Lester & Charlie’s New Book Today!
***
Advertisements
Discussion
No comments yet.