THROUGH THE LOOKING GLASS
Everything you need to know about last week’s politics for this week’s cocktail party.
Sure, a lot humorless things were going on last week. But let’s focus on something funny. Specifically, the growing shortlist of exciting personalities who might be eyeballing the 2016 presidential election.
First, halfwit and part-time governor Sarah McBigGulp was a contestant in a straw poll in Colorado where she came in 2nd among 666 voters. Not kidding.
Another tease: retiring Congresswoman and full-time beard Michele Bachmann told reporters this week that she just might run. “Practice makes perfect,” she said. No comment.
In the “give the people what they want” line of thinking, The Washington Post dug up a poll this week in which Darth Vader has a higher approval rating than Hillary Clinton.
Just read, watch and enjoy THIS.