DOGS AND BONES
This week, Pa Kettle, pictured above, received 55 more votes than Keyni, a wolf, making him the new mayor of Divide, Colorado. Pa will replace the outgoing mayor, Walter, a three-legged cat. His inauguration will take place on Saturday, April 19th.
Also this week, New Jersey resident IV, pictured above, was called for jury duty in Cumberland County. Jury selection has not yet taken place.
And speaking of bones, KFC has come up a new way for boys to slip one to their prom dates.
This attractive corsage, which holds a piece of chicken, can be yours for $20 plus shipping while
idiots supplies last.