The Week in Politics
We all learned this week that Barack Obama really is a Kenyan Satanist because his new website has almost as many bugs and crashes as, say, those other embarrassing URLs like Facebook and Twitter – which the world also gave up on the first time there was a glitch.
Meanwhile, those among us who pay close attention to international politics were amazed this week to discover that Canada actually has a government! We all have to thank Rob Ford for bringing that bit of trivia to the world stage.
And those events – Satanism and Canadians talking dirty – may have actually prompted American psycho and televangelist Joel Osteen to post something enlightening:
Gives new meaning to when the priest says He is risen.