It’s almost February, a month that’s jam-packed with holidays and observances. Everybody knows that February brings us Valentine’s Day and that our predominantly white Congress is always willing to concede the shortest month of the year to Black History awareness. But there are some other special dates that you won’t want to forget!
If your co-workers are like ours, then you might want to call in sick on NATIONAL WORKING NAKED DAY
Often obscured by the groundhog’s shadow, don’t forget that this is also HEDGEHOG DAY
If you see a lot of people with candelabras, don’t worry, it’s LIBERACE DAY
Expect to see a big smile on Mitt Romney’s face during LAUGH AND GET RICH DAY
You thought you saw the last of Michele Bachmann, but if she comes up on your radar rest assured that EXTRATERRESTRIAL VISITOR DAY only comes once a year
If you’re in Idaho, GET A DIFFERENT NAME DAY might be a good opportunity to give Governor Butch Otter a nudge and a wink
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Don’t forget to say happy birthday to the 4.7 million people who haven’t had one in three years!