Take That, GOP! Back in 2009, it seemed like the Republican party was on its last legs. So Lester & Charlie enlisted a marketing genius to give them a leg up. Looking back, it seems that the GOP took us too seriously. What do YOU think? Advertisements
This Week’s Poll! Happy New Year! We’ll try to enjoy it, despite that – courtesy of a presidential election season that seems to have been going on forever – we’re already tired of 2012. It’s a long haul till next November. But each year brings surprises. Last year, we tried our best to guess what … Continue reading
Republicans are calling for a return to the 1950s, but what does that mean? As a public service, Lester & Charlie are doing the homework so that you don’t have to. In this report: Truth in advertising! Watch more of the GOP Time Machine Series here!
President Obama managed to trump the scoundrels in the House this week over the working class’s tax-cut extension. We humbly suggest that his next address to Congress go something like this:
“Asking forgiveness is the hardest thing a feminist can do. So I stopped.” -Aunt Betty’s Almanac
This Week’s Poll! There are a lot of things that have been getting under our goat lately. Namely: words. They’re tossed around pretty carelessly these days. Maybe it has always been thus. But, until the day Shakespeare returns from the dead, we’ve decided it’s time we all got a lot less creative. As it turns … Continue reading
“If the right people were medicated, I wouldn’t have to be.” -Aunt Betty’s Almanac
Dry Cleaning! “Don’t spend two dollars to dry clean a shirt. Donate it to the Salvation Army instead. They’ll clean it and put it on a hanger. Next morning buy it back for seventy-five cents.” –Anonymous Tip Lester & Charlie are always finding ways to beat the rotten economy and maintain their luxury lifestyles. In … Continue reading
This Week’s Poll! If You Got Here From The Newsletter, This Week’s Poll Is Actually HERE For almost 50 years, science has been trying to prove (or disprove) the existence of Higgs boson, the so-called “God particle” that explains the dynamics of subatomic particles. The hunt for Higgs boson is, in fact, the main reason … Continue reading
“Santa Drags Woman on Ground in Struggle while Taking other Woman’s Purse” The pepper-spray and leave-a-man-for-dead holiday spirit didn’t die after Black Friday, according to The Jersey Journal and other sources. Saturday evening, two women entered a taxi that started to pull off just as two drunken Santas — possibly refugees from SantaCon — barged … Continue reading
Grandma’s Dead: Breaking Bad News to Baby Animals, by McCall & Schwartz Pets Who Want to Kill Themselves, by Duncan Birmingham
Hail Mary Pass “The price of greatness is responsibility.” –Winston Churchill Even before the debate over individual mandates, Lester & Charlie felt they had one: to cure the sick. Here’s how they came to the rescue of one sick kid with the help of acclaimed Giant’s wide receiver Amani Toomer!