“God hasn’t always been good to me, but She’s been a Hell of lot more patient than Bank of America.”
So there you are, working on a wholesome, Christian project like your church bulletin. You go on the Internet to find just the right image to add to it, typing in an obvious, safe phrase like “pictures of women on their knees” – but you don’t get images of good Christians praising God!
“My mom used to say that Greek Easter was later because then you get stuff cheaper.” ~Amy Sedaris Happy Easter, Continue reading
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“Fame is the thirst of youth.” ~Lord Byron This week, Barack Obama told Congress that he remembers his campaign promises. Continue reading
“Bourbon is the official spirit of the United States, by act of Congress.” -Aunt Betty’s Almanac
This Week’s Poll! Last week, we assured you that your government is anxiously readying to quell an imminent Tea Party Continue reading
Until recently, we imagined that not allowing schoolteachers to molest children would be something everyone — left, right, conservative, liberal — would wholeheartedly agree upon. Then we heard of Vic Eliason.
Whether you’re pro-life or pro-choice, you might agree that this one is worth a head-scratch. Yes, that’s right, what you’re Continue reading
“Sitting in a church isn’t going to make me any more religious than sitting in a garage would make me Continue reading
“Never approach a bull from the front, a horse from the back or a priest.” -Aunt Betty’s Almanac More wisdom Continue reading