The Week in Politics We all learned this week that Barack Obama really is a Kenyan Satanist because his new Continue reading
Turdy Logic Worshipers in Fresno, California have been flocking to a Crape Myrtle tree outside of St. John’s Cathedral. Apparently, Continue reading
Dumpster Diving If you take the estimated amount of currency in the U.S., Asia and Europe, and then round it Continue reading
“God hasn’t always been good to me, but She’s been a Hell of lot more patient than Bank of America.”
So there you are, working on a wholesome, Christian project like your church bulletin. You go on the Internet to find just the right image to add to it, typing in an obvious, safe phrase like “pictures of women on their knees” – but you don’t get images of good Christians praising God!
“My mom used to say that Greek Easter was later because then you get stuff cheaper.” ~Amy Sedaris Happy Easter, Continue reading
This Week’s Poll! (Quick Programming Note: To find out how you can be part of Lester & Charlie’s new book Continue reading
Let Me Touch Him The Ministers Quartet Fascist Threat and Commie Lies Janet Greene
“Fame is the thirst of youth.” ~Lord Byron This week, Barack Obama told Congress that he remembers his campaign promises. Continue reading
“Bourbon is the official spirit of the United States, by act of Congress.” -Aunt Betty’s Almanac
This Week’s Poll! Last week, we assured you that your government is anxiously readying to quell an imminent Tea Party Continue reading
Until recently, we imagined that not allowing schoolteachers to molest children would be something everyone — left, right, conservative, liberal — would wholeheartedly agree upon. Then we heard of Vic Eliason.